Thursday, March 26, 2009

SEND ME THE MONEY!

Hah! You can't blame religious services to be stupid and without any sense of profit making business.
Welcome to the information age prayer service from, yes, the "Information Age Prayer".
It seems to be an application making written prayers to sounding like, uhm, real voice, and with direct connection to the god dingy.
The god is so, uhm busy, he can't really hear the difference between your trembling real voice and the fake computerized voice. So, there you go. Just pay up, lean back and watch as your prayers come true or what the hell prayers are supposed to be/do/become.
But it gets better. The service donates 10% to a charitable cause. Wow! Did I just say Wow? I meant WOW!!! The service shows real grace. Or business-manship?
The absolute, hands down, fabulous news are; this service works for ANY religion! Yes, be you protestant, catholic, jew, muslim, other, or even unaffiliated, this service is for you.
But, here's the REAL big news. I'll beat that service donation by 10 - ten %. They offer 10 %, I offer 20 %. They offer 40 %, I offer 50 %! My limit is at 90 %. Well, that's for your choice. But there is more. I offer a 100% donation to a service of MY choice should the "Information Age Prayer" offer a 90 % donation to their donation. Come to think of it, I think I'll keep at least 50 % of the donation amount to a recipient of my choice. That's how generous I am. So, send me money, and I'll pray to any god of your choice at any time of your choice. Just send me the money. No fake it here. I will do the prayer. Trust me. SEND ME THE MONEY!

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